We love sport because of how it makes us feel.
Without the feelings, sport is just something that is happening. Someone trying to run fast, some players kicking a ball into a net, someone hitting a ball with a bat.
We can make a connection with stars we have never met, or are never likely to meet, because of how they make us feel. Andy Murray crying on Centre Court, Chloe Kelly twirling her shirt around her head, Jessica Ennis-Hill’s sprint down the home straight on Super Saturday.
Which brings us to Stuart Broad.
There might have been better cricketers to play for England. Some have won more World Cups or Ashes series. One man has more wickets.
Few gave us the feels like Broad.
On Saturday evening Broad had just announced that the fifth Ashes Test would be his last match as a professional cricketer. Speaking to the press, he said: “I’ve given my heart and soul. I can’t think there’ll be too many cricket fans out there who would think I’ve slacked off for a moment.”
For Broad, there were two days left to deliver the feelings. The joy and the nerves, the relief and the tension, the silliness and the sadness.
He got them all in. Hollywood is on strike so he had to write his own script. The Greatest Showman. Hugh Jackman had even been there watching.
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The Oval is a place for goodbyes. Andrew Flintoff’s run-out of Ricky Ponting. Courtney Walsh and Curtly Ambrose arm in arm. Donald Bradman’s duck.
The night before his final day as a cricketer, Broad went for a drink with his old mate Alastair Cook, a man who nailed an Oval farewell like no-one else before him with a century in his final Test innings.
In the aftermath of his retirement, Cook had recurring dreams about making a comeback, to the point he even contacted some of his former team-mates. Only when he got back in the nets did he decide it was a bad idea.
On this occasion, Cook looked Broad in the eye and told him he had made the right decision to call time. What Cook couldn’t have known was that Broad was about to conjure a finale to rival his own.
By this point, Broad had already been given a guard of honour by the Australians and swiped what turned out to be his final ball as a Test batter for six.
However, that was about as good as it got for England on day four of the fifth Test. As Monday dawned, Australia had given themselves a decent chance of completing a chase of 384, winning the Ashes 3-1 and ruining Broad’s farewell. David Warner, of all people, was still batting.
But if you want a party, Chris Woakes would be the perfect man to organise it. Ever-dependable, he would be the admin on the WhatsApp group, make the buffet and put you in a taxi home after having one drink too many. On this day, it was Woakes’ mission to send Broad off in style.
Jagging the ball around, bending it to his will, Woakes took the vital wickets of Warner, Usman Khawaja and Steve Smith in his 4-50. Broad was living every minute to the fullest, applauding the crowd each time he went near to the boundary and celebrating the wickets with maniacal gusto.
At the other end, another fitting farewell was playing out.
Moeen Ali had not explicitly told anyone that this would be his final Test – that’s not his style – but we all knew.
The moment Moeen answered Ben Stokes’ SOS to come out of retirement and replace the injured Jack Leach, he set himself on the path to a heroic performance.
If the return itself was not extraordinary enough, then what came after defied belief. A missed day of training to collect an OBE, a gash in his spinning finger like something from a horror film, a magical cure sent through the post by a fan.
It is sheer luck for England that Moeen ended the series as their number three and frontline spinner. No other cricketer in the country could have fulfilled the role and his beguiling spell on Monday, ending with 3-76 against an Australia team that have always been his tormentors, was just reward for one of the all-time great comebacks.
It was the work of Woakes and Moeen that set the stage for Broad. Two wickets to win and Broad with ball in hand. Captain Stokes can say it was because Broad was suited to bowling to the left-handers at the crease, but he would have known the theatre of the moment.